HBD my dear RAMESH KALIRAMAN the Running Monester

RAMESH KALIRAMAN our RUNNING MONESTER 

Dear evergreen 

RameshKaliraman 

the running freak and the: 

Boy who is born to run 

Who loved and lived with fun 

Master of producing of pun

Explosive like a gun

Loaded with qualities in ton

Never stops until run is done

Friend of all but enemy of none

Funny n serious too, amongst us you are the only one

To such an positively uncommon and incredible Ramesh Kaliraman i wish lots and lots of joyful returns of the day 

In beginning days I found a very desi, lanky and very vocal boy in single frame body but he used to run like a machine. 

Every morning during conditioning Kaliraman and his running obsessed gang comprised of likes of Vijaypal, Magan, Jagan, Gill, Khushal, Vishan, Elango, Tiwari used to make life hell for us as they used to convert a simple morning jogging into a personal battle of speed and stamina among the running obsessed boys.

Under the effect of high pace set by those running freaks we had to struggle a lot to catch-up with rest of the group. Boys with heavier bums  like Appadoo, Mondal, Rajpoot, Thomas, Nitin, Solanki, Sukkhi, Golu, Parihar, Prabhakar and of course me also, were the worst sufferers, and we the hopelessly huffing n puffing poor chaps somehow dragging ourselves, we used to fling lots of funny and punny abusive slangs on the too fast front runner boys from the tail of the bunch of running monesters, But those running monsters never showed any mercy upon us. Perhaps abusive slangs form the back was making them to run faster and faster.

Joke apart, but every morning in conditioning there used to be a fine contest to establish their supremacy in long distance race among the running rivals like Kaliraman, Vijaypal, Magan Singh, Jagan and Elango which was a delight to watch.

The trio of Kaliraman, Vijaypal and Magan Singh came to college like a running sensation and from first year itself they made all the best runners of the college to run for their money.

the Fans of Kali

Intramural cross-country was the first event where our running monsters had taken all by surprise in first year itself. 

Intramural Cross-country run was the biggest event of mass participation in which almost whole lot of boys from every house were made to run and performance of each runner was decisively instrumental in deciding the champion house of cross-country intramural. 

Position at which a runner finishes the race would be considered as his score. At the end of the race scores of all the finishers would be added together house wise and the house whose cumulative score is minimum would be the winner of the cross-country run. So  to win the cross-country championship a house must have maximum numbers of early finishers.

The Gang of Kali

There used to be a close contest to grab the top position among the bunch of our top running monesters and there used to be a carnival like atmosphere near a finishing line in Track as rest of college students, teachers and officials would be keenly waiting for the arrival of earliest finishers and top ten finishers were made to stand on the stairs of specially made victory stand, located near the finishing line and boy at the top waving his house flag proudly.  

After getting the top finishers, gradually atmosphere would start getting more jubilant and cheerful as with more and more runners crossing the finishing line,  final picture would start getting clearer and clearer that which house is going to emerge as the champion of cross-country.

Subhash house was always favorite to win the cross-country as the terrific trio of long distance runners of Ramesh Kaliraman, Vijaypal and Magan Singh belonged to Subhash but besides being class-mates and house-mates they were also the finest running rivals for each other and that was the best spice to make a intra-group running competition a sensational item.

I was always a proud late finisher, when I reached the finishing line, celebration had already begun and Ramesh Kaliraman was standing at the top of the victory stand jubilantly waving the Yellow flag of Subhash House. Weather being reasonably hot all runners were sweating profusely and were heavily soaked.

Kali, Back to the Roots

Did Kali Poop 💩 in his Shorts ???

Kaliraman completely wet, sweat was drifting down from all over his body. But surprisingly the streams of sweat drifting down around his legs were of yellow colour and a yellowish layer could be seen on his grey shorts also. 

As yellow fluid kept drifting down form his shorts, it was appearing to be like as if diaper of a profusely pooping baby had gone leaked. Boys were laughing all around as a rumour was running that Kaliraman applied so much force in running that it made him to poop 💩 in his shorts.

Boys were laughing and commenting by looking at him, lately Kaliraman also took notice of that but being a happy soul Kaliraman also started laughing at this and he made it clear that, “the yellowish colour on my shorts is not the poop, actually that yellow soup drifting down from the newly given yellow T-Shirt of Shubhash house which is shedding its colour.” 

It further added colours of laughter and fun in the celebration as now the light weighted heavy performer Kaliraman was having a victory ride on the shoulders of jubilant Shubhashians.     

the Blessed Family 

So my dear KALIRAMAN knowingly or unknowingly you have produced so many heart tickling moments for us. 

Keep doing that.

May you always be blessed with quality to keep all of us warm with your heartwarming tricks and tips

Stay Loved ❤❤

Stay Blessed ❤❤    

Live n Love, Luck is Bonus

Thanks for staying in my heart and mind, 

You are one of my most precious find,

Unforgettably yours,

i'm your friend of bit different kind 

: Vijay Bisht